I am creating new rules for our house. I plan to print these and post them conspicuously around the house and the farm office. - It isn't nice, or acceptable, to empty my new bottle of clear, clarifying shampoo into your bath water as bubble bath, and then refill the bottle with water so it appears as though it is still full.
- Leaving umpteen pairs of shoes by the door is no longer allowed. I mean, really, how many pairs can you wear at once???
- Please refrain from leaving a glass of _________ uncovered and teetering on the edge of the refrigerator shelf so that when unsuspecting Mom opens the door, it comes showering out.
- Nail polish is not allowed to be used without parental guidance from this time forward. Did you think I wouldn't notice the artwork on the bathroom vanity???
- Please don't let the dog in the bathroom when I am in the shower. There is a reason I shut the doors. I promise I won't escape through some secret exit.
- The hallway is not a racetrack. You don't get extra points for how fast you can get from your bedroom to the living room.
- To the dog: It isn't necessary to guard my _________ from me!
- Please be aware that I have ordered the fingerprint kit and surveillance cameras to catch "not me".
I will probably add to this list from time to time. These are just a few things that got under my skin in the last few days. I sometimes wonder how my mother survived. Hope you are all enjoying a great weekend! |
Oh, my, Alice, We could add to your rules. lol Unfortunately DS has moved out. Now I have only DH to make rules for. He's not very cooperative though.